Slendercraft
This might be the greatest thing to happen to gaming since opposable thumbs.
It's everything hawt in gaming right now wrapped into one terrifyingly trendy package. No indie gamer can resist purchasing it. Youtube bloggers are powerless to stop themselves making a video in why they appear theatrically scared by it. It is a marketplace juggernaut. Whoever has the wherewithal to Kickstart it first, is no doubt a genius, as well as being attractive and imminently rich.
Slendercraft. All of the monies, none of the challenging game design.
Slendercraft. An unstoppable force coming to a gamma impaired computer monitor near you.
Slendercraft. It shall scare itself into existence.
Much like what Morgan Freeman did.
It's everything hawt in gaming right now wrapped into one terrifyingly trendy package. No indie gamer can resist purchasing it. Youtube bloggers are powerless to stop themselves making a video in why they appear theatrically scared by it. It is a marketplace juggernaut. Whoever has the wherewithal to Kickstart it first, is no doubt a genius, as well as being attractive and imminently rich.
Slendercraft. All of the monies, none of the challenging game design.
Slendercraft. An unstoppable force coming to a gamma impaired computer monitor near you.
Slendercraft. It shall scare itself into existence.
Much like what Morgan Freeman did.
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