X reasons why your game trailer sucks and probably means your game is shyte:

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1. Your company logo shakes, with an eerie sound - omg.. snore
2. You cut scenes every second, flash the screen and turn up the volume - wtf are you like trying to cause epilepsy?!
3. You emphasise "shit hot" reviews from "reputable" reviewers for like 3 minutes - stop wasting my fucking time and show me the fucking game!!
4. There's a zombie in it - you and every other game buddy

That. is. all.

P.S. Feel free to add your own.
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